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Oscars 2011 - The Nominees


Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance - 2.7.5

Nicolas Cage resumes his role as The Ghost Rider, aka Johnny Blaze, returning to settle another score in this sequel. While in Eastern Europe, Johnny is asked to help the church save a boy (Fergus Riordan) from the devil (Ciaran Hinds). A villain (Johnny Whitworth) interferes and makes Johnny angry, releasing the Rider and wreaking havoc. Also with Christopher Lambert, Idris Elba and Violante Placido. Directed by Mark Neveldine & Brian Taylor. [1:35 - PG-13]

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This Means War - 5.5.5

Two CIA agents (Chris Pine and Tom Hardy) use government equipment to learn the life story of their mutual girlfriend (Reese Witherspoon); they also use it to spy on each other, as they fight over the girl. Meanwhile, Russian terrorists interrupt their dating plans. Also with Chelsea Handler, Til Schweiger, Abigail Spencer and Angela Bassett. Directed by McG. [1:40 - PG-13]

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The Secret World of Arrietty - 1.3.0

Animated feature based on the children's book "The Borrowers": The Clock family are four-inch tall humans that secretly live in a normal-sized family's home, "borrowing" small items to furnish their own home. After Arrietty (voiced by Bridgit Mendler), the youngest Clock, is discovered by a normal-sized boy (voiced by David Henrie), the world of the borrowers is soon turned upside down. Also with the voices of Amy Poehler, Carol Burnett and Will Arnett. Directed by Hiromasa Yonebayashi & Gary Rydstrom. [1:34 - G]

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Undefeated - 2.3.5

Two documentary filmmakers follow the 2009 football season of Manassas High School, in rough-and-tumble North Memphis. After countless years with a struggling program, volunteer coach Bill Courtney challenges his players, many of whom have been disregarded or forgotten by society, to build character, put team first and become winners. Directed by Daniel Lindsay. [1:50 - PG-13]

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The Skin I Live In - 9.8.5

A gifted plastic surgeon (Antonio Banderas) develops a synthetic skin that will withstand any kind of damage. He slowly becomes obsessed with his experimental subject (Alena Anaya), a mysterious woman who holds the key to the doctor's success and happiness. Also with Marisa Paredes, Jan Cornet and Roberto Alamo. Directed by Pedro Almodovar. In Spanish with English subtitles (original title: "La Piel Que Habito"). [1:57 - R]
 

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Shalom Aleichem: Laughing in the Darkness - 1.4.4

A biopic of Sholem Rabinovich, who under the pen name Shalom Aleichem became the renown Jewish writer of famous Yiddish works and developed the character of Tevye the Dairyman, the protagonist of "Fiddler on the Roof." With narration provided by Rachel Dratch, Peter Riegert and Bel Kaufman. Directed by Joseph Dorman. [1:33 - NR]

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Albatross - 8.3.10

In the south of England, a German author (Sebastian Koch) suffers writer's block for twenty years and stays in the attic of his seaside hotel. A dropout student (Jessica Brown-Findlay) arrives to become a maid, but seeks writing lessons from the author, while he encourages another young woman (Felicity Jones) to blossom, which makes her mother (Julia Ormond) panic. It all leads to a romantic affair, changing relationships and future writing careers. Also with Peter Vaughan, Harry Treadaway and Thomas Sangster. Directed by Niall MacCormick. [1:30 - NR]

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Pina - 3.1.1

A documentary following the career of choreographer Pina Bausch with interviews from some of her famous dancers and their performances. With Pina Bausch, Regina Advento and Malou Airaudo. Directed and written by Wim Wender. [1:43 - PG]

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Journey 2: The Mysterious Island 3D - 2.5.4

A misunderstood youth (Josh Hutcherson) takes his stepfather (Dwayne Johnson) on an expedition to find the teen's missing grandfather (Michael Caine). The boy receives a coded message containing related clues from classic books and while his stepfather is skeptical, he agrees to a journey to the message's global coordinates. Meanwhile, the grandfather is living on an island previously thought imaginary. Also with Luis Guzman, Vanessa Hudgens and Kristin Davis. Directed by Brad Peyton. [1:34 - PG]

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Safe House - 4.8.5

A CIA agent (Ryan Reynolds) is tasked with securing a safe house but after his prisoner, a former CIA agent (Denzel Washington), is targeted and attacked, they find themselves on the run. Also with Robert Patrick, Vera Farmiga, Sam Shepard and Brendan Gleeson. Directed by Daniel Espinosa. [1:55 - R]

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The Vow - 4.3.4

Based on a true story of a couple that was involved in a car accident and the woman (Rachel McAdams) suffered severe memory loss, forgetting the past five years of her life, including falling in love and marrying her husband (Channing Tatum). He must now work to make her fall in love with him again. Also with Sam Neill, Jessica Lange and Jessica McNamee. Directed by Michael Sucsy. [1:44 - PG-13]

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A Dangerous Method - 8.3.5

A glimpse into the relationship between Dr. Carl Jung (Michael Fassbender) and Dr. Sigmund Freud (Viggo Mortensen), as they develop psychoanalysis, while interacting with patient-cum-doctor Dr. Sabina Spielrein (Keira Knightly). Also with Vincent Cassel and Sarah Gadon. Directed by David Cronenberg. [1:39 - R]

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Big Miracle - 1.3.3

Inspired by a true story: a reporter (John Krasinski) in a small Alaska town breaks the story of three gray whales trapped beneath the ice. After his Greenpeace activist ex-girlfriend (Drew Barrymore) gets involved, the story becomes international news as the world hopes that the family of whales can escape the rapidly forming Arctic ice. Also with John Pingayak, Ted Danson, Kirsten Bell and Kathy Baker. Directed by Ken Kwapis. [2:03 - PG]

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Chronicle - 4.7.4

Three teenage boys discover a glowing orb and after touching it become endowed with unusual abilities. Unfortunately they are not all able to deal with their newfound talents and popularity. With Dane DeHaan, Alex Russell, Michael B. Jordan, Michael Kelly, Ashley Hinshaw, Bo Petersen, Anna Wood, Rudi Malcolm and Luke Tyler. Directed by Josh Trank. [1:23 - PG-13]

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The Woman in Black - 0.6.3

In Victorian England, the feared "Woman in Black" (Liz White) is the ghost of a woman deemed to have been an unfit mother, unable to save her son (Ashley Foster) from drowning at the hands of her sister's family. She wanders her mansion, and every time she is spotted at least one child mysteriously dies. An attorney and single parent (Daniel Radcliffe) takes on the ghost, but finds he must now fight to save his own young son (Misha Handley). Also with Ciarán Hinds, Janet McTeer, Sophie Stuckey and Alisa Khasanova. Directed by James Watkins. [1:35 - PG-13]

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The Wicker Tree - 7.6.4

Ostensibly a sequel to 1973's "The Wicker Man": After two Christian missionaries (Henry Garrett and Brittania Nicol) become settled in beautiful Tressock, Scotland, the locals invite them to participate in an annual festival. They accept the invitation, not aware that the residents may be neo-pagans that engage in human sacrifice. Also with Graham McTavish and Kiera McMillian. Directed by Robin Hardy. [1:38 - R]

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The Flowers of War - 6.8.5

When a westerner (Christian Bale) takes refuge in a Catholic church during the 1937 Nanking Massacre (also known as the Rape of Nanking), he finds himself responsible for the safety of a group of schoolgirls and several prostitutes, as he tries to lead them to safety and away from the invading Japanese army. Also with Ni Ni, Xinyi Zhang, Tong Dawel and Paul Schneider. Directed by Yimou Zhang. In Mandarin and English, with English subtitles. [2:26 - R]

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The Grey - 2.7.10

A bunch of surly oilrig workers in Arctic Alaska and their leader (Liam Neeson) survive an airplane crash in the isolated, frozen wilderness, and have to face life threatening injuries, extreme blizzard conditions, meager supplies and grey wolves. Also with Frank Grillo, Dermot Mulroney, Dallas Roberts, Joe Anderson, Nonso Anozie and James Badge Dale. Directed by Joe Carnahan. [1:57 - R]

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